The Last Slice of Bread

  DIY WINTER Are you sweating uncontrollably from ALL places? Are you craving snow cones and warm hugs? Do you think you are living in a sauna? You are probably not even that frosted (eh?). Being under the influence of scorching heat has led us into becoming sticky and shady all the time, quite literally. I am still dumbfounded by the idea of summer picnics, unless you need the sun... for a human sacrifice. It is time to bring in the winter using some winter hacks! 1.    WET TOWELS For all the right reasons with the right methods, please. Soak your towel in icy cold water and hang it by your window, so it can occasionally smack your face thanks to the loo. Either that, or use the wet towel and put it over your face till you feel suffocated and blinded, and can taste your last bath. 2. ICE YOURSELF The great thing about ice is that you can suck on it, lick it, put it down your back, or even hold it in your palm till it waters away without needing to clean it. Enough sa

FIVE REASONS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR PERIODS The monthly rituals of odd food cravings and painful nights have always been looked down upon by the society, and rightly so. The uncles, who believe our blood is blue, are God-sent guardian idiots who must be allowed to decide when our flow of blood is disrupting their flow of thought. You do not want to invite trouble by yelling out the P word, unlike guys. What do you want people to think? That you bleed every month? How uninspired. 1.            THEY ARE NATURAL! Unlike the over-exaggeratedly joyful girls in the sanitary napkin adverts, periods are natural. Though society cringes at the mention of it, trust me, we hate periods as much as you do. It is absolutely true that if you have no control over your hormones, how are you going to have any control over your life? Naturally, we do not tend to use our biological powers to shoot blood over every wall unlike the over appreciated wall-art by the ‘paan’ spatters of Indi